OC!

Virginity ("the talk")

-did you wear a, you know.. protection
-oh my god yees, I can´t believe you just asked me that
-well, I´m sorry but I had to, it´s just so good that you did, if u gonna have sex you gotta be responsible,
-responsible and akward

-hey listen, you were lucky to hang in there after all that foreplay
-for.. what?
-foreplay
-?
-oh.. yeah, you know.. eh massaging the.. eh, Look, here´s the point: jst because you´re ready to go it doesn´t mean that she is ready to go
-I´m always ready to go
-Oh that´s my son, we Cohans are very sexual beeings
-that´s discusting .. Soo, foreplay huh?

-may I ask you.. who do you sleep with? You got so many girls these days..
-...
-Summer?
-yes...
-oh you dog,

KLOCKRENT!

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